How fun would Christmas shopping be if I won the lottery?? (Seriously, follow the links–they are half the fun.)
My Big Sister Lois would get a yak, which was Rachel C’s great idea…
…and a Hippopotamus For Christmas. Real ones. Complete with enclosures etc. And enough money that she could stay at home on The Funny Farm and play with creatures, her chainsaw, and shovel POO! to her heart’s content, instead of going to The Barn every day. (The Barn vs. the barn.)
All of the Pajari Girls would get pink guns. Because it’s ironic. And badass. Check out these Google pics of pink guns.
Mr. Wonderful would get a private plane so we could visit his family whenever he wanted. And Pine-Sol. The company.
BigGuy: A custom Harley, with all the accessories including Vance & Hines pipes. And maybe a sidecar, so we wouldn’t have to fight over who gets the next ride. Of course, he will have to quit working so he has time to give me more than 2 rides per summer.
Firstborn Spawn: NOT a pole. I’d buy her the Minnesota Wild.
Unloved Middle Child: We would follow The Boss on tour, front row, backstage, etc. And pie. Scooter Pie.
The Boy: His own museum full of trains and dinosaur skeletons.